I lost it when I saw the flower

So many Wendy Williams

"And bring me a bottle of water and 13 wine glasses"

when you need 3 steps to catch a pokemon.

God where did you find that picture of me?

when Jesus had already made dinner reservation you were left out.

Tea on a wine glass for suspense. lol

I've heard of the head of a man, body of a goat; but this head of a man, balls of a bull is a totally new concept!

when you want a sugar daddy but he into Viagra

When reading Twillight, Fifty shades of Grey etc. and realizing that even after 1/3 of the book it does not get any better.

This painter had nothing to paint, so he painted life true to form!

Is he holding an erotic bag?

Or the final result of a strict vegan diet.

....I have this gut feeling....

Lady gaga?

Where'd his penis go??

Or...daddy with baby alone at home

And thats how you never gonna get another from her.

"peace bro"

Isn't this Econ 101?? (The guy in the back)

YES!

mommy what are you doing to daddy? Oh, sweetheart, I am just checking to see if he has lice :-)

When you're so drunk at the party you don't realize the hot guy isn't much into girls...

This is brilliant :D

She's much cuter with this hair. No joke.

When you go to the weed man trying to get a good deal

This is me 99% of the time.

Bahhhahaha

Honey, i'm pregnant

When your boyfriend takes the last slice of pizza and your too full to fight cuz you already ate more than half so you look at him like this

Not a post for a fussy classicist.

When you're a teacher and you're walking through the town centre on the weekend!

She's like "OMG SMH"

seems quite practical

Where? :D :D

When someone's telling you aboit something that happened to them and it's the same one you told them last week

Safety first

A mixture of red bull and feeling 'fabulous dahling' lol

lolol

when you about to yell Shame.

My son's girlfriend.

Hyeronimus Bosch

"...I have a sore throat - I think I'm coming down with a cold..."

is that a titty???looks more like a tit sack!!

what is the real name of painting

Just don't go out so you don't have to deal with them :)

Yeah, that time incognito wasn't invented :P

When she took the last candy

That's EXACTLY what this picture is--literally.

"A guy like you.. but attractive."

When the only way to convince people you're a boy because of the dress , is to whip out your penis and pee on the ground directly in front of them

Harvest Timeeeeeee! LMAO

Sexist.

Better watch that. It could poke your eye out! I already cut myself on it.

Or wash it with cold water XD

Me...always XD

This Pinot noir has rose petal nuances and soft tannins...

When you know your mother layeth with thee ogres from the Gummy Bears

Tune in Tokyo!! Haha